Mastery is Often Taken for Egotism

Last week Root Sports denied my request for an extended vacation. If I have to spend another minute sitting next to this fossil:

I will FREAK on Teke. Adam Curry knows what I am talking about here. He felt the heat back in 87 and left crying to his mommy.

I just want to get one more thing off my chest. Sid the Kid: Talk to me when you can grow a beard like a real man.

Next week I interview Casey Anthony on top of the UPMC building, like a boss.