I've Been Kicked Out Of Every Bar On The Southside For A Concealed Weapon

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I'm Modern Day Mozart Bitches

Hand me a microphone and all I do is compose symphonies

Hockey season is coming up and I've been to busy doing two a days on Danny Briere's mom to update.

What a charity case.

I didn't know it was possible to be a less attractive version of Jack White

Funny thing was I texted Danny B last spring and told him I'm slamming his mom, so hes been getting wonderkisses all summer, .....urban dictionary jokes, look it

I've heard alot of talk the past couple of weeks around Pittsburgh that I don't have range, that all Potash can do is post game interviews. Well let me put the haters to sleep with a Documentary me and my boy, local channel 4 weatherman Demetrius Ivory did on Ike "no hands" Taylor

How didn't I win a Mid Atlantic Regional Emmy for that piece of investigative journalism

Heres me pranking the Pittsburgh driveby media

next week I interview:

Kate Moss

what a fox

Last Week I Ran a Fever of 84 Degrees

my normal body temperature is 69.

Sorry I haven’t posted in awhile , I was busying ending the NFL lockout

Been hanging out with my boy Channel 4 weatherman Demetruis Ivory all week heres some of what we did

Monday: Me and D smoked a bag of cess

Tuesday: Me and D smokeed a bag of cess, then Deisel dressed up as black moses and walked around the north shore putting coins in expired parking meters

Then me and Demetruis called up Jory and dropped a truth Bomb on him

Wednesday We karaoked ebony and ivory in Frick Park, I keep a karaoke machine in my car

Thursday-Saturday we went to Blush, on Saturday D made it rain.

Friday we watched Sexy Rexy Grossman be the first guy to make Ike Taylor cry since he took his SATs.

What a joke. Ike Taylor couldn't catch sickle cell anemia

hate me more

Next week I interview

a death eater

If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong...

Fox Sports biggest downfall, other than dropping Potash Sports Network Pittsburgh, is their affinity for Joe Buck. I saddled up on my lanny frattare autographed glove chair ready for the hanrahan show... just to get smacked in the face by joe buck's ugly mug... he looks like the unwanted love child of sara jessica parker and mr larson:














Math Question of the Day:

How many times Joe Buck has been laid? I'm guessing it is the same as the number of fights that Bob Errey has won.


Po's Top Ten: DJ Po's 1997 Album Playlist

Honroable Metion: Spiceworld - Spice Girls

10. Butterfly - Mariah Carey ...she got thighs like a what


9. Wu Tang - Wu Tang Clan Forever ...ain't nothin to fuck with


8. Harlem World - Mase


7. Third Eye Blind - Self Titled


6. Savage Garden - Self Titled


5. Chumbawamba - Tupthumper


4. Will Smith - Big Willie Style


3. Sugar Ray - Floored ...What a Badass


2. Hason - Middle of Nowhere


1. Titanic Soundtrack ... listen to this a lot when Mario retired the first time





Sorry for those of you waiting for my Emma Watson interview... she is harder to find than my ex-wife... or casey hamptons junk

Potash out

If They Gave Out Gold Medals in the Olympics for Sucking Dicks

Bill Stull would have won two gold medals

Did you see my interview today? What a human interest piece by me, I wouldn’t be surprised if the Rostraver Elks Club got enough donations to build 40 picnic tables.

Last week Me and Jeff Karstans decided to initiated Alex Presley,

we cut two holes in the pirate parrot costume

and dropped him off at the furry convention.

he put on a doggie style catching clinic all night

After that we got hungry and call Bobby P for some pizza

next week I interview Emma Watson, what a fox.

Mastery is Often Taken for Egotism

Last week Root Sports denied my request for an extended vacation. If I have to spend another minute sitting next to this fossil:

I will FREAK on Teke. Adam Curry knows what I am talking about here. He felt the heat back in 87 and left crying to his mommy.

I just want to get one more thing off my chest. Sid the Kid: Talk to me when you can grow a beard like a real man.

Next week I interview Casey Anthony on top of the UPMC building, like a boss.

Potash on the bEat

Max Talbot called me up to get some pizza at Big Jims in Hazelwood. I told him I would love to come, then never showed up. What a joke, who eats in Hazelwood. I was to busy that night giving the superstar treatment to his girlfriend.



I dont have any mirrors in my house, I just have a life size poster of han solo on my wall.





Potash out.